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An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!" "You can't get out of your room?"; the captain asked. "Why not?" She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car.
"235,000 miles." Her friend told her that was the problem. But the blonde's friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could put back the miles to whatever she wanted. So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000. Two days later the blond's friend asked her if she sold the car since her brother dropped the miles. The blonde told her, "Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!"
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Clinton had heard a lot about Lalu Prasad Yadav & Bihar, so he wanted to meet Lalu Prasad Yadav. Lalu Prasad Yadav was a bit hesitant as did not know how to communicate in English. Bill Clinton communicated that Lalu Prasad Yadav should come to U.S.A. with no hesitation, he himself would
teach him English. So Lalu Prasad Yadav reached U.S.A. & was given a red carpet welcome & was taken to the White House straight away. Bill Clinton said that he alone would teach Lalu Prasad Yadav in a large conference room. Bill Clinton only would open the door when the lessons are over. So it
started. 1 hr. passed, 2,3,4,5.....hrs. passed; a day passed; two days passed, 3,4,5,6.....; weeks passed. What a sensation all over America; all decisions were pending; economy came to a standstill. Same here in India, specially in Bihar. On the 40th day of their lessons, Clinton opened the door & what a sight to see; all his clothes were torn, his face scratched, his otherwise very nicely done hair totally raised. People were surprised to see him. Lalu followed him with his ever glowing face. Then Clinton's Secretary came forward & asked Clinton-"Could you teach English to Lalu?
Guess what Clinton said:----Clinton replied,"Eee Lalua Sasura Hamri Ekahu Nahi Sunat Hai."
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Rahul is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Rahul says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go
get a ladder."
The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours Rahul figured he was taken. On the next day Rahul is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him
to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
Rahul gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."
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Girl : Do you love me ?
Boy : Yes Dear
Girl : Would you die for me ?
Boy : No, mine is undying love
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the
window
2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions .
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The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa Singh "Santa Darling if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure" replied Santa "What's your phone number?"
--No offence--
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Banta Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked,
"Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?"
"Yes, of course," said the doctor, "why not!"
"Oh! How nice it would be ," said Banta with joy,"I have been illiterate for so long."